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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

TOP 10 REASONS DONALD TRUMP'S COMING TO TOWN

From today's Jersey Journal:

10. Wants to repay Hudson's seniors for filling his slot machines all these years.

9. Ready supply of apprentices in waterfront apartments.

8. Can outspend anyone for vacant Senate seat.

7. Can vote as many times as he wants.

6. Big hair always in fashion!

5. Cheaper gas.

4. Can't push Mayor Bloomberg around.

3. Always wanted to live on the Left Bank.

2. Can stare at his name on Manhattan skyline from penthouse windows.

1. New York City's just not hip enough! (If you can make in Jersey City, you can make it anywhere.)


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